The
other day some friends and I were discussing polygamy, we are from Utah, and we
started talking about how it would work and what you would call people who were
related to you in more than one way. It was at this point that I decided to
make an incest list so that no one has to wonder what to call their family members
who have multiple relational titles. This may not be a problem for people in
other states but for me it is embarrassing when someone introduces their wife
to me but I also happen to know that she is also his sister.
Multi-Relational Titles
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Bruncle (Brother-Uncle)
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Brusband (Brother-Husband)
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Moster (Mom-Sister)
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Saunt (Sister-Aunt)
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Broad (Brother-Dad)
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Waunt (Wife-Aunt)
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Graunt (Grandma-Aunt)
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Huncle (Husband-Uncle)
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Duncle (Dad-Uncle)
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Gruncle (Grandpa-Uncle)
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Wister (Wife-Sister)
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Wom (Wife-Mom)
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Wiece (Wife-Niece)
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Wifma (Wife-Granma)
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Husbad (Husband-Dad)
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Husphew (Husband-Nephew)
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Granband (Grandpa-Husband)
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Brophew (Brother-Nephew)
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Brondpa (Brother-Grandpa)
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Smom (Sister-Mom)
This
is by no means a complete list of multi-relation names so I would greatly
appreciate any input you have on better or new insestual titles. At least for
now though the next time you see your brother who also happens to be your mom’s
brother you don’t have to have that awkward moment of how to address your
bruncle.
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