Saturday, January 8, 2011

iPadless

I can’t honestly tell you why I want and iPad and I can’t truly think of a reason to justify why I should purchase one but I know that I must have one, which is why when I heard a radio advertisement and the website was “freeipad.com” my internal struggle was laid to rest. The name says it all, FREE iPad!!!! The individuals running this website must be angels! They must know that everyone needs an iPad but that not everyone can afford one and so they are selflessly giving them away so that I can be as happy as everyone who already has an iPad.

Honestly when I heard this radio advertisement instead of running the rest of my errands I went straight home and logged onto freeipad.com so that my new iPad could be rushed to my door and unknown bliss could begin as I used my iPad for all sorts of stuff that I couldn’t possibly imagine. The reason that I couldn’t imagine all of its uses was because I honestly had no idea what to use it for, but I knew that when it arrived at my house all of its mysterious glory would unfold.

Needless to say 3 hours and 15 deals “reserved just for me” I was still iPadless (new word, meaning: The lack of an iPad even though you know you need one). The real tragedy though is the 4 hours I spent the next day canceling all of the “special onetime only offers” that I had signed up for. It was a good thing that I took meticulous notes on all the free crap that will be shortly coming to my house so that I can send it back and not be charged $150 for my new monthly teeth whitening kit or $20 to know that my credit score still sucks.

I would like to share more with you about my devastation due to my continued lack of an iPad at this time but I have to take an important phone call regarding my future with Stevens Henagar college (I may have given out my phone number as well) and check out this website that is giving away free laptops, I heard this website was legit.

1 comment:

  1. Daniel, that is a real tragedy you did not get a free ipad. I want one too.

    And this post is so funny because I think you probably did spend four hours signing up for deals and trying to get an ipad.

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